So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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