Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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