Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
bring money and cleavage
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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