he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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