I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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