I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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