I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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