my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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