then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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