No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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