it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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