I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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