She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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