just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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