first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You took a bar mat shot.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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