..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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I need you to use more vowels.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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