id be glad to
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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