Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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