that's an acceptable place to lick
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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