Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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