how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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