I'm gonna have a badass scar
This girl is more easily done than said...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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