Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
