let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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