I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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