you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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