so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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