No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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