Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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