got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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