'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
