Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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