I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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