I'm eating all of the evidence.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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