I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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