i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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