I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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