This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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