I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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