Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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