They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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