dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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