Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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