belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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