Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Duck Duck Cougar?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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