I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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