waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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