I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Randomize