i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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