i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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