ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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