She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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