What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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