If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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