I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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