Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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