so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so explain again why im purple
no
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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