Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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